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PGA Tour & Champions Tour Drug Testing

If you follow golf you've heard that the PGA Tour and the Champions Tour (over 50 years old but still darn good) are implementing a drug testing policy.

If you've watched a Champions Tour event...you'd realize as I do that the tour would be much better served by instituting mandatory cholesterol  and gin testing.

"We do use a lot of Advil out here," tour spokesman Michael McPhillips said.

I'm teasing of course because these guys on their worst days are 100x better than I at the game.  Additionally, if I'm 50 and can play golf professionally...on a somewhat limited schedule...for the chance to win about $400k every Sunday....yeah...

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